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View ArticleSuperfluous Email Accounts
Every so often - when I think of it - I'll check my spam folder in yahoo. I mean, most of my yahoo inbox is spam-type stuff anyway, as it's the email address that I use to sign up for store emails and...
View ArticleBack to Work. Ugh.
After only a few days back in the working world - albeit part-time - I am starting to consider going off the grid and living under a bridge. I. Am. Exhausted. Of course, that's because my stupid...
View ArticleHedgehogs of Sadness
For months, I had been coveting these wee little hedgehog dryer balls, but even though the price was right, the cost for shipping certainly wasn't. But I found them at the awesomeness that is World...
View ArticleIt Was Earth ALL ALONG
Have you ever realized that you had a bag of M&Ms in your desk at work ALL ALONG and you only discovered it JUST NOW?Because that's what happened to me. Just now.My inner monologue: "I ate my...
View ArticleHi! I'm Haley and I'm Adorable!
My youngest niece, Haley Grace. FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE CUTENESS! FEAST!!!!!And here she is with her big sisters, as they watch over her shaky steps.
View ArticleNordstrom Fail
When I was in Seattle last June, Mike's mom took me to Nordstrom Rack. It was brilliant. It was enormous. It was cavernous, even. You see, Nordstrom (and its Rack) is like Mecca to me, predominantly...
View ArticleThe Cleanest the Bathrooms Have Ever Been
Being laid up with a broken anything is a pain, but having a broken ankle just really, really sucked. I am finally to the point where I am allowed to put weight on it, and I have slowly been...
View ArticleI Don't Understand Why I Don't Yet Own This
JUST SAYING.(http://www.folterclothing.com/outerwear/squirrel-cardigan/)
View ArticleThree Words: Bumpy. Cake. Sundae.
Do you know what a bumpy cake is? DO YOU? This is bumpy cake:Do you see all of that frosting? It is incredible. It's made by several companies, but the two best are Awrey's and Sanders.Growing up, my...
View ArticleSTOP IT
I was sitting in my car in some parking lot, phone to my ear, wondering if my bleeding ears were emptying INTO the phone, when I had a bit of an epiphany:Can we all agree as a nation, that we are over...
View ArticleThe Best of Boots, The Worst of Boots
My Dear Merrell Spire Peak Waterproof Boots,After visiting Betsy in New York and coveting her pair, I acquired you in the early spring of 2007. It was love at first sight. For the DC winters, you were...
View ArticleQuinoa Salad and the Rolling Pin of Doom
I get on these kicks where I am determined to do something - usually prepare some recipe I found online - and I jump in head first without even thinking about the needed materials, the time frame, the...
View ArticleFucktons of Snow and Asshole Kids
Southeastern Michigan got a fuckton of snow over the last few days, and the temperatures have dropped so dramatically that things have practically shut down. Except for my job! Nope, we never, ever,...
View ArticleI'm Heather! I'm Disgusting!
Mike's bathroom has a better shower than mine. Mine is a tub shower with a shower curtain, and it's very nice, but his is a step-in, with sliding doors and little seats! It has a sauna effect, and if...
View ArticleOh, HAI.
I have been BUSY. With THINGS. Important THINGS....Not really. I'm just lazy.Anyway, I'm not making excuses for LIVING my LIFE - I just thought that I'd let you know that I am, indeed, still alive. And...
View ArticleOh Sweet God!
I was working at the Medical School these past few months, and there are ALL SORTS of things that I encountered on a daily basis that defy explanation.Trust me.But here's a fun example: This is a...
View Article'MURICA!
Happy Independence Day, America! Today, I am thankful for my freedom and to the people who have died to make it so.So here's a sweet picture I took back in 2005 when I lived in a neat...
View ArticleMisuse of the Mails
With the exception of the AARP membership that I got when I was seventeen, this is possibly the weirdest thing that I have ever received in the mail:I don't know why.
View ArticleEleven
Holy shitsnacks, it's 2015!Yes, I am fully aware that I completely dropped the ball on this blog for the last half of last year, but I don't care! I got a new job and I suddenly CARED about what I was...
View ArticleJudgmental Cars
I suppose that it was fitting that my little baby Focus would flip to 100,000 miles on the same day that I traded her in for a younger, prettier model. Basically, I am a rich dude having a mid-life...
View ArticleApparently I'm Not 22 Anymore
Going through my drafts, I found this one from 2015, which just shows you how far behind I am in the whole, "recording my thoughts" phase of my life....
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